All Things is a song that was used in the Christmas special.
Cabinet: All things nice and lucrative,
All business great and small,
All things privatisable,
Our Leader made them all.
Nigel Lawson: The rich man in his Roller,
Norman Tebbit: The poor man on his bike,
Douglas Hurd: She made them high or low and
Norman Fowler: Removed the right to strike.
Cecil Parkinson: All things economical
Nicholas Ridley: Each green belt motorway (coughs)
Kenneth Clarke: Hospitals and surgeries
Cabinet: Our leader makes them pay.
Choirboy: The graveyards in the Falklands,
The policeman with a gun,
The desperate, the homeless,
She made them every one.
All things that are viable,
All semi-poisoned food,
All radiated vegetables,
Our leader called them good.
Choir: The train that never gets there,
The bus that doesn't come,
The school with no resources,
The overcrowded slum.
Choirboy: All free market enterprise,
Each yuppie walking tall,
All things indefensible,
Our leader made them all.