Commons of House

Commons of House is a song from 1988 and parodies several rap groups from the time such as N.W.A., Salt'n'Pepa and Run-D.M.C. It was written by Steve Brown and was released on the "20 Golden Gobs" record.

Lyrics

This is a journey into a lunatic asylum.

Order! Or-or-or-or-order!

House of Commons, Commons of House.

I'm the Tory cat

And I'm the little mouse

House of Commons, where nothing's ever changed

I'll fight and die for my country

We'll see if that can be arranged

There's a doctor in the house, but no nurses in the hospital

Jack your body, j-j-jack your body

For God's sake, David, jack it in

Order! Or-or-order!

Ooh, I'll have a steak please

House of Commons, Commons of House

We are the fat ones

And I'm the skinny yob

House of Commons, where everyone's a star

Hey listen man, I'm bad

Yes indeedy, you certainly are

Push it, push it real good Cecil

(Push it) Drop the mace, drop the mace

And wave it about

Drop your wads, drop your wads, drop your wads on the counter

Tony B, Tony B is a bad young brother, in actual fact

House of Commons, to be an MP

You must keep talking rap,

That's rap with a capital C

House of Commons, how common can you get

Hey what's your favourite group Roy?

Wet, Wet, Wet

House of Commons, Commons of House

I'm a ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ninety-nine... our house

(ad-lib til end)