| Episode | Transcript | Gallery |
We finally find out the whereabouts of Lord Lucan: could he have been hiding out in Cyril Smith's oversized trousers all this time? Barry Manilow's encounter with an obsessive anteater leads to a case of mistaken identity and Mrs Thatcher's cabinet prepare for nuclear war.
Sketches[]
| Picture | Sketch |
|---|---|
| ? | Series 1 Opening Theme |
| ? | Cyril Smith and Lord Lucan discuss lodging arrangements. |
| ? | David Coleman reports from Beirut. |
| ? | David Attenborough records a voiceover. |
| ? | Ayatollah Khomeini plays a game of 'She loves me, she loves me not'. |
| ? | Thatcher toys with the Cabinet about a deputy role. |
| ? | Sporting Image
David Coleman introduces the segment. |
| ? | Great Sporting Moments, with Henry Cooper and his brother George. |
| ? | Sir Robin Day questions Thatcher about the murder of The Duke of Edinburgh from the previous episode. |
| ? | In a preview of Panorama, Reagan and Chernenko meet for a summit talk. |
| Neil Kinnock tries out a new look. | |
| Reagan puts his own representative in place at the summit talk. | |
| 'Great Diplomats Of Our Time - Part 12. Henry Kissinger' with Richard Nixon. | |
| The President’s Brain Is Missing
As "Son of The President's Brain - Episode One" plays in the background, Reagan contacts Henry Kissinger for help. | |
| Kissinger and the brain prepare for their journey. | |
| ? | Kissinger and Reagan attend the summit talk. |
| ? | Sir Robin Day interviews an Irish relative of Reagan.
End of Part One |
| ? | Start of Part Two
Mark Thatcher is rescued by Lord Lucan. |
| ? | An advert for The Beano. |
| ? | Anthony the Anteater meets Barry Manilow. |
| ? | Sporting Image
David Coleman interviews Barry Sheene. |
| ? | Heseltine practises his nuclear war speech in front of Thatcher and the Cabinet. |
| ? | 'So You Think You're Incurable', a Channel 4 show, featuring Shirley Williams and David Owen. |
| ? | Shirley Williams, David Owen et al perform “What Torvill Does With Dean.” |
| ? | Sporting Image
David Coleman provides some last minute sports news. |
| ? | Credits |
| ? | The zombies from the first episode ask Thatcher if Norman can come out to play. |