| Episode | Transcript | Gallery |
Sketches[]
| Picture | Sketch |
|---|---|
| ? | In the next episode of The Charmer, Parkinson manages to swindle old ladies out of their money by increasing electricity prices. |
| ? | Series 4 Opening Theme |
| ? | Thatcher calls Reagan on the phone to have a “quiet” word with him to do something. |
| ? | Coke is the pits! |
| ? | Prince Charles tries mingling with various rock musicians at a gathering, and gets ignored by the far more popular Diana. |
| ? | A teenager looking for work is only offered jobs relating to Norman Tebbit. |
| ? | Jeffrey Archer's kids tell their father that his books are now on the O-level syllabus but they have to translate them into English. |
| ? | The Soily Carte Opera Company in association with The Sunday Sport present the works of Gabbert & Sullivan in The Muckado musical. |
| ? | Crocodile Dundee is asked by a Japanese man on the Tube the fastest way to Cockfosters. |
| ? | At Weinberger's farewell party, Reagan gets confused with what the party is even about. |
| ? | William plays a nice game of "Soldiers" with his little brother Harry. |
| ? | 20 things The Sun didn't know they published. |
| ? | Richie Benaud interviews Mike Gatting on losing the final. |
| ? | PC Dimbleby has found the officer responsible for the kidnapping, to the commissioner's delight, but the former mysteriously vanishes. |
| ? | The Cabinet have to do something about British Telecom's uselessness, so Thatcher suggests privatising it again. |
| ? | In a parody of the famous Access Credit Card commercial, Money finds himself broke and hangs himself. |
| ? | A mother takes a picture of her baby to pay for her groceries. End of Part One |
| ? | Start of Part Two David Dimbleby and Peter Snow show what they'll do when presenting the 1991 election results in the future. |
| ? | Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos are woken up for their early morning coop. |
| ? | At home with Oliver North and his family, he passes the salt through arms deals with Iran and Nicaragua. |
| ? | Robert Runcie tells a bored Howe that he made Terry Waite his special envoy. |
| ? | A parody of House with a House III trailer starring Andrew and Fergie. |
| ? | A general tells his soldiers to memorise the face of a man expecting a nice life in a uniform but he’s not expecting objects shoved up his bottom. |
| ? | The South Bank Show Melvyn Bragg interviews Peter Palumbo on his new building which looks like a toilet, then Charles on the carbuncle, and finally a rather literally gutted Richard Rogers. |
| ? | Thatcher walks in on Douglas Hurd having sex with his secretary to get her pregnant in order to get a standing ovation at the next Tory conference, with Howe watching to see how to do it. |
| ? | Great Actors of the World No. 763 John Hurt, who chats with Kenneth Williams. |
| ? | Michael Jackson and his pets are visited by Jehovah's witnesses to tell him to go join another sect. |
| ? | A man has a musical nightmare about condoms as he's still too embarrassed to buy one from a shop. Credits |
Characters[]
- Cecil Parkinson
- Margaret Thatcher
- Ronald Reagan
- Boy George
- PC Dimbleby
- Sandy Gall
- Prince Charles
- Mark Knopfler
- Pete Townshend
- Mick Jagger
- Princess Diana
- Paul McCartney
- Bob Geldof
- Cliff Richard
- Elton John
- Norman Tebbit (mentioned)
- Jeffrey Archer
- Michael Gabbert
- David Sullivan (debut)
- Crocodile Dundee
- Caspar Weinberger
- David Gergen
- George H. W. Bush
- Prince William
- Prince Harry
- Prince Edward (mentioned)
- Mike Gatting
- Richie Benaud
- Douglas Hurd
- Kenneth Baker
- Nigel Lawson
- David Young
- Geoffrey Howe
- David Dimbleby
- Peter Snow
- Robin Day (mentioned)
- David Owen
- Ferdinand Marcos
- Imelda Marcos
- Oliver North
- Ruhollah Khomeini
- Robert Runcie
- Terry Waite (mentioned)
- Sarah Ferguson
- Prince Andrew
- Melvyn Bragg
- Peter Palumbo (debut)
- Richard Rogers (debut)
- John Hurt (debut)
- Kenneth Williams
- Michael Jackson
- Roy Hattersley
- Cilla Black
- Edwina Currie
- Richard Branson
- Mary Whitehouse