| Episode | Transcript | Gallery |
Sketches[]
| Picture | Sketch |
|---|---|
| ? | David Owen gives a retiring Bill Rodgers a pound, but takes it back when he learns he got the idea of retiring from him. |
| ? | Series 4 Opening Theme |
| ? | Faith to Faith Presented by Bernard Levin, the panel discusses the issue of homosexuality in the Church of England. |
| ? | A stewardess instructs the emergency procedures for the last board meeting of British Airways. |
| ? | The Royal Bust-Up Special Is it finished between Charles and Diana... and Sir Alastair Burnet? |
| ? | A stereotyped Scottish granny struggles to raise her daughter and asks for help. |
| ? | At Kinnock's pub, he tries calling Hattersley on his cordless telephone, and the Tories don't turn up in the Commons for a debate. |
| ? | George Bush is advised to act macho in a bar, and despite embarrassing himself, a couple say they'll still vote for him. |
| ? | A bat-wielding thug demands a shotgun. |
| ? | In a fairytale, the greedy Baron Maxwell gets a rather literally crappy version of the Midas Touch. |
| ? | There's going to be a police investigation on a company but they don’t have to worry as they were all very irresponsible. |
| ? | Spycatcher has already been read by everyone and adapted multiple times, despite Thatcher's best efforts. |
| ? | Peewee Herman is offered a ticket for Phantom of the Opera for $50 and he manages to get both the ticket and his $50 back. End of Part One |
| ? | David Coleman interviews Bryan Robson on his victory away from home Start of Part Two |
| ? | When asked about the state of the US economy, Reagan replies that it's safe in his hands. |
| ? | Kenneth Baker tells his advisors that he has "brilliant" ideas for education policies, to their dismay. |
| ? | Journalists, from their cages, ask P.W. Botha if he thinks South Africa's reporting restrictions are too harsh. |
| ? | Rupert Murdoch is very happy, not about having one the world’s finest financial newspapers, but about having tits on page 3. |
| ? | Overacting with Donald Sinden |
| ? | The Don't Care Bears |
| ? | A pair of bank robbers think the police are coming but it turns to be some merchant bankers who show them how to really rob the bank. |
| ? | Opera on 2 Featuring Luciano Pavarotti singing about food. |
| ? | A man at a porn shop asks for the Cadbury's Flake advert and gets kicked out. |
| ? | New Faces of 87 Presented by Marti Caine, Robert Maclennan tries to do his best impression of David Owen, with the SDP as the judge panel. |
| ? | A commentating on the Formula One race turns into various different other races. Credits |
| ? | Barry Norman and Selina Scott report on the opening of the film Ishtar, starring Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty. |
Characters[]
- David Owen
- Bill Rodgers
- Lord Lucan
- Bernard Levin
- Paul Daniels
- Robert Runcie
- John Gummer
- James Anderton
- Prince Charles
- Princess Diana
- Alastair Burnet
- Sandy Gall
- Prince William
- Prince Harry
- Neil Kinnock
- Roy Hattersley
- Michael Foot
- John Smith
- Bryan Gould
- Eric Heffer
- Denis Healey
- Gerald Kaufman
- George H. W. Bush
- Ronald Reagan
- Nancy Reagan
- Robert Maxwell
- Rupert Murdoch
- Douglas Hurd
- Norman Fowler
- Nigel Lawson
- David Young
- Kenneth Baker
- Alec Guinness (mentioned)
- Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Jayne Torvill
- Christopher Dean
- Paul Reubens
- David Coleman
- Bryan Robson
- David Gergen
- Keith Joseph (mentioned)
- P.W. Botha
- Brian Walden
- John Cole
- Donald Sinden
- Laurence Olivier
- John Gielgud
- John Hurt
- Brian Blessed
- John Moore
- Norman Tebbit
- Cecil Parkinson
- Luciano Pavarotti
- PC Dimbleby
- Marti Caine (debut)
- Robert Maclennan (debut)
- David Steel
- Shirley Williams
- Nigel Mansell (debut)
- Barry Norman
- Selina Scott
- Princess Anne
- Mark Philips
- Dustin Hoffman
- Warren Beatty (face obscured)