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In this episode; there is panic at the BBC when Sue Lawley's legs disappear, Steve 'Interesting' Davis goes to Buckingham Palace to collect his MBE, and Elizabeth Taylor checks into the 'Betty Ford Celebrity Drying Out Clinic'.
Sketches[]
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A priest is giving very suspicious advice to a man in a church confessional. |
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Series 5 Opening Theme |
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Thatcher is celebrating with other foreign leaders on “burying the hatchet”. |
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Mike & Robin True romance showing the love story between Mike Tyson and Robin Givens. |
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Bobby Robson is in bed with his wife as he vents to her about his struggles being a sports team manager and his sex problems. |
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Jimmy Greaves is talking with his friend as he keeps hiding Greaves from the opposing team. |
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Nepotism A board game with tons of cards made for the entire family to play and win. |
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Lawley The producers of the show are in a panic after not seeing Sue Lawley’s legs have disappeared and transferred to Alastair Burnett. |
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The Emperors New Wife A parody sketch of the Emperors New Clothes but starring Prince Charles choosing his wife. |
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Steve Davis at Buckingham Palace to collect his MBE. |
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It Really Doesn't Matter sung by Neil Kinnock and the chorus is sung by the senior members of the Labour Party. |
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End of Part One | |
| Start of Part Two | |
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Douglas Hurd made another cock up and gives his resignation paper to Thatcher only for it to say the wrong things. |
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Betty Ford Celebrity Drying Out Clinic' Liz Taylor checks into the Clinic and she interacts with the other residents of the clinic and gets up into hijinks like getting supper drunk. |
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Lester Piggott and Ken Dodd chat with each other about their past experiences. |
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Robin Day interviews Nigel Lawson about his economic policies and shows his new robot creation. |
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David Young tells about his recent doings with Margaret Thatcher. |
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The Day The President Died We look at the man who first shot the first documentary about the assassination of former President John F Kennedy. |
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A Question of Mumbling Hosted by David Coleman, it’s a sports themed gameshow where the contestants are various sports players and they all say their catchphrases. |
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Yoko Ono and Rod Stewart take a walk through an exhibition as they reminisce about John Lennon. |
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Last Night At The Yobs A song parodying British Songs such as Rule Britannia and Land of Hope and Glory at the Royal Albert Hall. |
| Credits | |
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Kenneth Clarke brakes into Anneka Rices hospital room. |
Characters[]
- Margaret Thatcher
- Walter Matthau
- Frank Bruno
- Mike Tyson (??)
- Bobby Robson
- St and Greavsie
- PC Dimbleby
- Ester Rantzen
- Sue Lawley
- Alastair Burnett
- Charles III
- Steve Davis
- Muriel
- Neil Kinnock
- Roy Hattersly
- Ken Livingston
- Arthur Scargill
- Michael Foot
- Douglas Hurd
- Elizabeth Taylor (??)
- Liza Minnelli
- Bette Middler
- Ringo Starr
- Ken Dodd
- Lester Piggot
- Robin Day
- Nigel Lawson
- David Young
- Cecil Parkinson
- Walter Cronkite
- Peter Snow
- Pope John (pictured)
- Dan Quayle
- Marilyn Quayle
- David Coleman
- Ian Botham (??)
- Rod Stewart (??)
- Yoko Ono
- Paul McCartney
- Melvyn Bragg
- Barry Norman
- Richard Attenborough
- Marti Caine
- Johnathan Dimbleby (??)
- Claire Rayner (??)
- Anneka Rice