Essex is Crap is a parody song mocking the English county of Essex.
Essex Is Crap Song From Spitting Image
Essex Is Crap Song From Spitting Image
Lyrics[]
Kent is renowned as the garden of England, in Cornwall there's a lot to be seen.
Sussex has wonderful has wonderful coastal resorts, and Devon has beautiful greens.
Lincolnshire has its famous sausages, Yorkshire the best beer on tap.... but the county of Essex is different.
Essex... is just crap.
(chorus)
essex, essex, essex is crap
its a boil on the bum of the nation
essex may it fall off the map...
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