Changes: Food, Dangerous Food

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Spitting Image - The Sound of Maggie! - Part 1 5

"Food, Dangerous Food" begins at 06:07.

"Food, Dangerous Food" is the second song from the Spitting Image special The Sound of Maggie!, and is a parody of "Food, Glorious Food" by Lionel Bart from the 1960 musical Oliver! The Spitting Image version is sung by Kenneth Clarke, Edwina Currie and a chorus of Conservative Party Members and singing food.

The song reflects on the state of British farming standards at the time, and how heath standards were overlooked in favour of profits and production.

Lyrics

(Tory Farmer)
(Please sir, can I have some more?)

(Kenneth Clarke)
(MORE?!? What have you done to deserve it?)

(Tory Farmer)
(Nothing…)

(Kenneth Clarke)
(Oh, fair enough! Have a portion of decay! Next!)

(Announcer)
(Everyone onstage for the "Food" number! Keep it down! Shush!)

(Edwina Currie and Chorus)
Food, dangerous food!
No chicken and omelette!
You’re soon in the mood,
For diarrhoea and gut-rot!

TV dinners with (?),
Mayonnaise is a killer!
Egg sarnies from god-knows where,
Smell that salmonella!

Food, dangerous food!
Make sure that you boil it!
One morsel of chewed means
Four days on the toilet!

Radiation in British lamb,
Aluminium in water!
Tory farmers don’t give a damn,
Carry on with the slaughter!

Food, dangerous food,
Can prove quite alarming!
You’ll get yourself sued,
Blaming battery farming!

Food poisoning’s terribly rare,
This egg’s so healthy!
So let’s all forget the jam,
And keep ourselves wealthy!

Yes, food, dangerous food!
Life-giving food! Sickening food!
Wonderful food! Bowel-moving food!
Glorious food!

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 == Lyrics ==
-'''(Tory Farmer)''' <br>''(Can I have some more?)''
+'''(Tory Farmer)'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> <br></span>''(Please sir, can I have some more?)''
-'''(Kenneth Clarke)'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>''(MORE?!? What have you done to deserve it?)''
+'''(Kenneth Clarke)'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>''(MORE?!? What have you done to deserve it?)''
+'''(Tory Farmer)'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="font-weight:normal;"> <br></span></span>''(Nothing…)''
-'''(Tory Farmer)'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>''(Nothing…)''
+'''(Kenneth Clarke)'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>''(Oh, fair enough! Have a portion of decay! Next!)''
-'''(''''''Kenneth Clarke'''''')'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>''(Oh, fair enough! Have a portion of decay! Next!)''
+'''(Announcer)'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>''(Everyone onstage for the "Food" number! Keep it down! Shush!)''
+'''(Edwina Currie and Chorus)'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Food, dangerous food!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>No chicken and omelette!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>You’re soon in the mood,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>For diarrhoea and gut-rot!
-'''(Announcer)''' <br>''(Everyone onstage for the "Food" number! Keep it down! Shush!)''
-'''(Edwina Currie and Chorus)'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Food, dangerous food!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>No chicken and omelette!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>You’re soon in the mood,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>For diarrhoea and gut-rot!
+TV dinners with (?),<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="font-weight:normal;"> <br></span></span>Mayonnaise is a killer!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="font-weight:normal;"> <br></span></span>Egg sarnies from god-knows where,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><span style="font-weight:normal;"> <br></span></span>Smell that salmonella!
-TV dinners with (?),<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Mayonnaise is a killer!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Egg sarnies from god-knows where,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Smell that salmonella!
+Food, dangerous food!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Make sure that you boil it!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>One morsel of chewed means<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Four days on the toilet!
+Radiation in British lamb,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Aluminium in water!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Tory farmers don’t give a damn,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Carry on with the slaughter!
-Food, dangerous food!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Make sure that you boil it!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>One morsel of chewed means<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Four days on the toilet!
+Food, dangerous food,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Can prove quite alarming!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>You’ll get yourself sued,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Blaming battery farming!
-Radiation in British lamb,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Aluminium in water!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Tory farmers don’t give a damn,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Carry on with the slaughter!
+Food poisoning’s terribly rare,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>This egg’s so healthy!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>So let’s all forget the jam,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>And keep ourselves wealthy!
+Yes, food, dangerous food!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Life-giving food! Sickening food!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Wonderful food! Bowel-moving food!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Glorious food!
-Food, dangerous food,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Can prove quite alarming!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>You’ll get yourself sued,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Blaming battery farming!
-Food poisoning’s terribly rare,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>This egg’s so healthy!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>So let’s all forget the jam,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>And keep ourselves wealthy!
-Yes, food, dangerous food!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Life-giving food! Sickening food!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Wonderful food! Bowel-moving food!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Glorious food!
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