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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
 
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It’s the time of year, now that Spring is in the air,<br />When those two wet gits, with their girly, curly hair,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Make another song for moronic holidays,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>That nauseate hate, hate in a million different ways,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>From the shores of Spain, to the coast of Southern France,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>No matter where you hide, you just can’t escape this dance…
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It’s the time of year, now that Spring is in the air, <br>When those two wet gits, with their girly, curly hair,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Make another song for moronic holidays,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>That nauseate hate, hate in a million different ways,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>From the shores of Spain, to the coast of Southern France,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>No matter where you hide, you just can’t escape this dance…
   
   
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith!
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Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith!
   
   
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapahoe, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo! <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Eat a Renault Four, with salami in your ears,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Casserole your Gran, disembowel yourself with spears!
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Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapahoe, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo! <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Eat a Renault Four, with salami in your ears,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Casserole your Gran, disembowel yourself with spears!
   
   
The disco is vibrating, the sound is loud and grating, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>It’s truly nauseating, let's do the dance again!
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The disco is vibrating, the sound is loud and grating, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>It’s truly nauseating, let's do the dance again!
   
   
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Yes; you'll hear this song in the holiday discos!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars!
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Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Yes; you'll hear this song in the holiday discos!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars!
   
   
Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapahoe, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>And though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks!
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Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapahoe, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>And though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks!
   
   
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br /></span>Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes...
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Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes...
   
   
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