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]]'''The Chicken Song''' is a 1986 song, and one of the most memorable, from ''[[Spitting Image]]''. The nonsensical lyrics were written by [[Rob Grant]] and [[Doug Naylor]], with music by Rob Grant and singer Catherine Cawood puppet
   
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This song is a parody of summer holiday songs such as "Agadoo" by Black Lace.
 
[[File:220px-_Spitting_Image_The_Chicken_Song_Vinyl.jpg|frame|The Chicken Song.
 
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'''The Chicken Song''' is a 1986 song, and one of the most memorable, from ''[[Spitting Image]]''. The nonsensical lyrics were written by [[Rob Grant]] and [[Doug Naylor]], with music by rob grant and singer Catherine cawood puppet
 
 
This song is a parody of summer holiday song such as "Agadoo" by Black Lace.
 
   
 
The song, as a single, reached number 1 on the official UK Singles Chart for three weeks in 1986.
 
The song, as a single, reached number 1 on the official UK Singles Chart for three weeks in 1986.
 
 
 
 
[[File:Spitting Image-The chicken song-0|thumb|right|399 px|Spitting Image-The chicken song]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
   
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==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
[http://www.lyricsondemand.com/i/imagespittinglyrics/thechickensonglyrics.html From Lyrics on Demand]
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[[File:Spitting Image-The chicken song-0|thumb|right|399px|Spitting Image -The Chicken Song]]
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It’s the time of year, now that Spring is in the air, <br>When those two wet gits, with their girly, curly hair,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Make another song for moronic holidays,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>That nauseate hate, hate in a million different ways,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>From the shores of Spain, to the coast of Southern France,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>No matter where you hide, you just can’t escape this dance…
 
Its the time of year
 
 
Now that Spring is in the air
 
 
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
 
 
Make another song for moronic holidays
 
 
That nauseate-ate-ate
 
 
In a million different ways
 
 
From the shores of Spain
 
 
To the coast of Southern France
 
 
No matter where you hide
 
 
You just can't escape this dance
 
 
 
Hold a chicken in the air
 
 
Stick a deckchair up your nose
 
 
Buy a jumbo jet
 
 
And then bury all your clothes
 
 
Paint your left knee green
 
 
Then extract your wisdom teeth
 
 
Form a string quartet
 
 
And pretend your name is Keith
 
 
 
Skin yourself alive
 
 
Learn to speak Arapahoe
 
 
Climb inside a dog
 
 
And behead an eskimo
 
 
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
 
 
Casserole your gran
 
 
Disembowel yourself with spears
 
 
 
The disco is vibrating
 
 
The sound is loud and grating
 
 
Its truly nauseating
 
 
Let's do the dance again
 
 
 
Hold a chicken in the air
 
 
Stick a deckchair up your nose
 
 
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
 
 
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
 
 
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars
 
 
 
Skin yourself alive
 
 
Learn to speak Arapahoe
 
 
Climb inside a dog
 
   
And behead an eskimo
 
   
Now you've heard it once
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Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith!
   
Your brain will spring a leak
 
   
And though you hate this song
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Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapahoe, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo! <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Eat a Renault Four, with salami in your ears,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Casserole your Gran, disembowel yourself with spears!
   
You'll be humming it for weeks
 
   
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The disco is vibrating, the sound is loud and grating, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>It’s truly nauseating, let's do the dance again!
   
Hold a chicken in the air
 
   
Stick a deckchair up your nose
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Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Yes; you'll hear this song in the holiday discos!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars!
   
Buy a jumbo jet
 
   
And then bury all your clothes
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Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapahoe, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo!<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak, <span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>And though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks!
   
La la la la la
 
   
La la la la la la la
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Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose,<span style="font-weight:normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight:normal;"><br></span>Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes...
   
La la la la la
 
   
La la la la la la laaaaaaa
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La la la la la
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La la la la la la la!
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La la la la la!
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La la la la la la laaaaaaa!
 
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[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Sketches]]
 
[[Category:Sketches]]

Revision as of 23:28, December 27, 2015

220px- Spitting Image The Chicken Song Vinyl

Album Cover of The Chicken Song

The Chicken Song is a 1986 song, and one of the most memorable, from Spitting Image. The nonsensical lyrics were written by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor, with music by Rob Grant and singer Catherine Cawood puppet

This song is a parody of summer holiday songs such as "Agadoo" by Black Lace.

The song, as a single, reached number 1 on the official UK Singles Chart for three weeks in 1986.




Lyrics

Spitting Image-The chicken song-0

Spitting Image-The chicken song-0

Spitting Image -The Chicken Song

It’s the time of year, now that Spring is in the air,
When those two wet gits, with their girly, curly hair, 
Make another song for moronic holidays, 
That nauseate hate, hate in a million different ways, 
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of Southern France, 
No matter where you hide, you just can’t escape this dance…


Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, 
Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes! 
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth,  
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith!


Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapahoe,  
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo!  
Eat a Renault Four, with salami in your ears, 
Casserole your Gran, disembowel yourself with spears!


The disco is vibrating, the sound is loud and grating,  
It’s truly nauseating, let's do the dance again!


Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, 
Yes; you'll hear this song in the holiday discos! 
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars,  
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars!


Skin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapahoe,  
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo! 
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak,  
And though you hate this song, you'll be humming it for weeks!


Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deckchair up your nose, 
Buy a jumbo jet, and then bury all your clothes...


La la la la la!  La la la la la la la! La la la la la! La la la la la la laaaaaaa!

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