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The Chicken Song.





The Chicken Song is a 1986 song, and one of the most memorable, from Spitting Image. The nonsensical lyrics were written by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor, with music by rob grant and singer Catherine cawood puppet

This song is a parody of summer holiday song such as "Agadoo" by Black Lace.

The song, as a single, reached number 1 on the official UK Singles Chart for three weeks in 1986.



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Lyrics

From Lyrics on Demand


Its the time of year

Now that Spring is in the air

When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair

Make another song for moronic holidays

That nauseate-ate-ate

In a million different ways

From the shores of Spain

To the coast of Southern France

No matter where you hide

You just can't escape this dance


Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

Paint your left knee green

Then extract your wisdom teeth

Form a string quartet

And pretend your name is Keith


Skin yourself alive

Learn to speak Arapahoe

Climb inside a dog

And behead an eskimo

Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears

Casserole your gran

Disembowel yourself with spears


The disco is vibrating

The sound is loud and grating

Its truly nauseating

Let's do the dance again


Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos

And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars

You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars


Skin yourself alive

Learn to speak Arapahoe

Climb inside a dog

And behead an eskimo

Now you've heard it once

Your brain will spring a leak

And though you hate this song

You'll be humming it for weeks


Hold a chicken in the air

Stick a deckchair up your nose

Buy a jumbo jet

And then bury all your clothes

La la la la la

La la la la la la la

La la la la la

La la la la la la laaaaaaa

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